Our better halves??

Women were put on this earth to teach us tolerance, torment us constantly and let us know that we are alive every single waking moment of our pitiful lives. As men in this world all we really want to do is either pork the hell out of them or get our hands around their neck and squeeze hard until they shut the foque up and leave us alone for a minute. If you don't think that's an accurate assessment (the bottom line) then you're not a man, you're that Hillary Skank pretending to be a man.